is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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