Grow some girl-balls and come out already
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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