went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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