I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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