ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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