69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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