I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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