textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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