My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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