escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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