You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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