It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
how drunk are you?
Several
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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