you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
lets start a swedish sibling band together
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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