Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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