shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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