question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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