Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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