last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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