just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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