But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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