you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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