and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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