I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
