K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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