can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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