I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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