afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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