I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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