Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
