she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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