Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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