I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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