I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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