i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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