Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
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One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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