My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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