Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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