We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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