where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
