I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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