spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
