And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
This house was built for laser tag.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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