when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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