dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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