Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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