Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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