I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
