It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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