I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
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We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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