last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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