You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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