Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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