So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments