More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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