I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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