you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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