Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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