Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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