my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
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