Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
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Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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